Out of the Mouths of Babes (a.k.a. Heard in the Trenches)

Aiden: "Mom, there's a fly on you, I'm gonna have to punch you on the back!"
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Jonah: (to the adorable 3 year old Jonathan) "I'm going to be a dragon tonight for Trunk-or-Treat."

Jonathan: (in all seriousness) "Don't fire me okay."

Jonah: (equally serious) "Don't worry, I won't fire you."

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Aiden: (en route to Kolbi and Jonah's school) "Mom are we going to pick up the Monkins?"

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Kolbi: (scouring through her trick-or-treat bag) "Mom!! I got Mike & Likes! Those are my favorites! Even though I've never tried them before."

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Aiden woke in the night with a bad dream. After putting him back to bed, I crawled back into mine.

Chris: (mumbles something)

Me: "hmmm?"

Chris: (sitting up and leaning over me) "con da gincha de gambo?"

Me: ( *???* ) "um, yeah."

Chris: (pats my arm three times, then rolls over)

Me: *snicker*


**I include this under the title of Out of the Mouths of Babes because I think Chris is a babe!**
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Lance: Sunflower seeds taste like tater tots.

Isaac: Can I have some more tater tot seeds?

**both are boys from our babysitting swap**

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